Eldon's Efficient Evacuation

Eldon's Efficient Evacuation

2nd-level transmutation

When you cast Eldon's Efficient Evacuation, you and up to six creatures of your choice within range are relieved from the need to excrete waste for the duration of the spell. The spell magically and harmlessly removes all waste from the bodies of the affected creatures and teleports it to the nearest appropriate receptacle for bodily waste, such as a chamber pot, latrine, or sewer.

This spell is particularly useful for adventurers on long journeys, during sieges, or in situations where bathroom facilities are inconvenient or unavailable. It ensures hygiene and comfort without interrupting important activities or journeys.

At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, you can target one additional creature for each slot level above 2nd.

Lore:

Eldon's Efficient Evacuation was created by Eldon the Explorer, a wizard who spent much of his life on long expeditions in remote and often inhospitable environments. Eldon and his party frequently found themselves in situations where traditional means of waste management were impractical or impossible, posing significant logistical and hygienic challenges.

To address this issue, Eldon developed a spell that would allow him and his companions to journey unencumbered by such bodily necessities. The spell was met with relief and appreciation by his fellow adventurers, who were all too familiar with the difficulties posed by nature's call in the wild.

The spell became a staple among traveling parties, especially those venturing into areas where stopping for bathroom breaks was risky or disruptive. Eldon's Efficient Evacuation is remembered not only for its practical benefits but also as a humorous yet brilliant testament to Eldon's pragmatic approach to adventuring.